God-fearers and Potentially Dangerous Beliefs

We interrupt regular programming with a potentially miasmic post:

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So, cruel-god meme, we meet again.

Galatians 6:7
Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. WHO mocked God :

John Lennon (Singer):
Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:
‘Christianity will end, it will disappear.
I do not have to argue about that.. I am certain.
Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him’ (1966).
Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):
During the Presidential campaign,he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.
Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):
During A show in Canecio ( Rio deJaneiro ),
while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:’God, that’s for you.’
He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.

The man who built the Titanic
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said:
‘Not even God can sink it’
The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic

Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:
‘I don’t need your Jesus’.
A week later, she was found dead in her apartment

Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: ‘Don’t stop me; I’m going down all the way, down the highway to hell’.
On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend…..
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car: My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.’
She responded: ‘Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here…..It’s Already Full ‘
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,
the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.
The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken

Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.
In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus.
Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive….
‘Jesus’
PS: If it was a joke, you would have sent it to everyone. So are you going to have courage to share this?.
I have done my part in sharing.

Do you believe that Jesus is Holy and His name should be Glorified and not Mocked?
If you believe in him, Click write Amen!

Basically, if you believe in this bullshit, you agree that your god is so petty and conceited to take human “mockery” seriously. Also, blackmail. Oh hey, you better believe in Jesus or else he’s going to kill you and send you to hell! That’s quite sick, to be honest. I can’t believe people actually believe in this and still preach about love and compassion. I went to the original post and saw a couple hundred amens. I mean, really?

I don’t really mind if you believe the Almighty God of Israel and All Nations (which is it, really?) is cruel and that he doesn’t tolerate mockers of his name (and thus, a ruthless slayer of men), but if you profess he’s also about unconditional love and forgiveness and overflowing mercy, you’re a little daft to believe in those two contradictory ideas. It’s either Jesus is all-loving and all-kind, or he’s this prick who would sink an entire ship of innocent people for the supposed “hubris” of its maker.

So, as any hot-tempered chap would do, I warned the people on my list that if they were the type to believe that I would die or be damned in “hell” for saying all this, that they’d better get off my friend’s list. (Was that too much?)

I’m a pretty decent man who loves his family and friends loyally, who tries to live ethically, who respects the all-loving Jesus as a beacon of light, but if you think that’s not enough because I’m not christian, I don’t think it’s wise to be in any form of relationship with you. You’re a little too dangerous.

PS: That is not Jesus up there, people. That is Jim Caviezel.

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